Finally - The future is here
Wednesday, April 12th, 2006Because they’re developing technology that will let you melt fat in your body without damaging the skin.
"Using the Free-Electron Laser at selected wavelengths, scientists were able to heat the fat up, which was then broken down and excreted by the body."
You heard me right. Acne, heart clogs, fat people, they’re all going to be vanished by the super fat melting laser. We’ll be living in a beautiful, prosperous age of gluttony undreamt of by the Romans in the hight of their excesses.
And you know what the kicker is? Free soap, excreted by the body. Dude, thats living right there.
Nothing wrong with that equation…
Furthermore, while our crack team of researchers were analyzing this story to find every possible nuance of fat buring goodness, they found this. Yes, you too can own a bowl consisting of melted toy soldiers, knights and ninjas.
Insert ninja joke here.