That free breakfast was less free than described, and was apparently leftover prison food. Mom and I were going to run out to this evil place to get thread for hemming my pants, but she ditched me for bringing Pigpen along in his futuramas, so I’m eating a congratulatory Mcdonalds biscuit for buying thread like a boy boy.
That’s pathos!
Came a little early today. Evidently the hotel here has a room set aside for people here for the wedding to eat breakfast in.
Hey there party people, this weekend I’ll be writing from location at my cousins might Indian wedding, with the help of a commandeered office Blackberry. Hell, I’m in the bathroom now…
Because they’re developing technology that will let you melt fat in your body without damaging the skin.
"Using the Free-Electron Laser at selected wavelengths, scientists were able to heat the fat up, which was then broken down and excreted by the body."
You heard me right. Acne, heart clogs, fat people, they’re all going to be vanished by the super fat melting laser. We’ll be living in a beautiful, prosperous age of gluttony undreamt of by the Romans in the hight of their excesses.
And you know what the kicker is? Free soap, excreted by the body. Dude, thats living right there.
Nothing wrong with that equation…
Furthermore, while our crack team of researchers were analyzing this story to find every possible nuance of fat buring goodness, they found this. Yes, you too can own a bowl consisting of melted toy soldiers, knights and ninjas.
Insert ninja joke here.
You may have noticed I’ve been neglecting my Tumor duties as of late. School has had me way bogged down, but I’m in the last stretch, with only 2+/- weeks left of classes (for this semester) and that’s pretty bitchin’. Usually, I’d be all stressed at this point, with a few deadlines looming over my head, but I’ve gotten into that mental state that some call Nirvana, and yet others call Fuck It. I’m used to getting all A’s, but now, I just don’t care. If it’s a passing grade, it’s ok by me.
So, some things that are good:
Alllllll riiiiiight.