Atomictumor

Made up holiday,
Moms kick ass but I don’t like
Buying greeting cards.

Kroger, produce sucks,
Hides the fat under the meat,
But they have good beer.

Daft Punk in morning,
Folding clothes makes hangnails hurt,
Weeks worth of laundry

Bird in attic, mouse
In kitchen makes me glad we’re
dominant species.

Don’t think its haiku
If you chop up sentences
Like this. Bad form, man.