Why your H-D sucks

May 15th, 2006 by Atomictumor

I’ve come to the conclusion that Harley Davidsons are about as cool as RVs in these bleak early days of the 21st century. The days that the Hells Angels and other badasses ruled the roads, swinging chains and terrorizing vacationers ended about 20 years ago, and now the only people who drive Harley Davidsons are the only ones who can afford them. Old people. Thats right, if you drive a Harley Davidson, odds are you:

  • Are over 40.
  • Earn more than $60K/yr .
  • Drive well within the speed limit.
  • Have been divorced (dude, thats shooting fish in a barrel these days).
  • Respect that the hippys were doing their own thing, but still voted for W.
  • Rocked the Members Only jacket in 1984.
  • Complain about the damn kids and their loud ass rap music, while revving the loud ass engine on your bike.
  • Are desperately hanging on to any semblance whatsoever of youthful style.

To recap,

Harleys Suck

7 Responses to “Why your H-D sucks”



  1. Joel Says:

    You were born too late.

  2. Atomictumor Says:

    Dude, these lame ass 40 year old “street warriors” were born too late, way I see it. HD prices themselves into that midlife crisis market, and it boggles my mind that it still has a badass image, when the only badass these people have is whats treated at their proctologist (bad…)

  3. Joel Says:

    Annual colonoscopies indicated after age 50. Then there’s the protstate thing . . .

  4. The Bosphorus Says:

    “Respect that the hippys were doing their own thing, but still voted for W.”

    Ha!

    The poor hippies have been accomodated (assymilated?).

  5. Joel Says:

    I tried to post a response, but it included the word “prostate” and the spam filter ate it (the post, that is).

  6. Atomictumor Says:

    Oddly enough, though, it likes “prostate” when it has quotes… weird.

  7. Joel Says:

    Ah, I see the problem. Prostate was misspelled. Must be a spam spelling filter.