Archive for May, 2006

Choices, So Many Choices

Monday, May 15th, 2006

I have my moments when all I want is simplicity. I don’t want anything overdone. I don’t want too much, just enough. I want something that works well. That’s all well and good, but this refinement can quickly slip into pretension.

This is so evident in the latest VW commercial. It has a couple who realize they’re not guilty of fronting while driving their Volkswagen. Yeah, right. Volkswagen drivers have about as much social capital as mac user. (Personal disclaimer: I’d really like to have a VW and an Apple IBook.) I’d be more likely to believe the commercial if they were driving this.

I got to thinking about all this when I came across an article in a magazine called Grist. The author, Elizabeth Chin, writes about the role that access to everyday resources like a grocery store. This is one indicator of a person’s wealth, or affluence, she writes. What I found most striking is her critique of the whole notion of Simplifying.

Simplifying, for the wealthy, has become a task, a burden, an end in itself. (When I say “the wealthy,” I mean nearly every citizen of every wealthy nation.) For so many people in wealthy worlds, simplifying has also become an industry which, ironically, turns out an array of alluring products: toxin-free paint so wholesome it’s known as “milk”; clothing woven from hemp fibers; even the fat, glossy magazine Real Simple. But conscious simplicity is not what it appears to be. After all, Thoreau’s idyll at Walden Pond was made possible by the fact that someone else did his laundry. Which is to say: for most people, living simply is a luxury, and one that still ends up consuming a great deal — whether new categories of goods, other people’s labor, or both.

You can find the full article here.

The article is hard hitting because there’s a part of me that says we’ve got too many damn choices and that’s our problem these days. She says no.

To combat an environment that gives me too many choices to count, I try to fight — not so much by changing all my choices, but by helping to make choices available to those who have too few.

This is counterintuitive to me. It is often the case that all I see are the crappy choices presented on tv, at Wally World and wherever else (say the school lunchroom). I don’t want anymore choices and how could giving more to somebody else help at all? But this despair runs up against her article again (jeeze).

I am keenly aware that my sense of too-muchness is itself a sign of my privilege and my wealth — even if, like many, I experience this wealth as loss and emptiness.

Choice, then, is not in and of itself a bad thing. The kinds of choices we have access to, however, are indicative of our social and economic standing. I still want to ask, is it enough to have decent choices? Is there more to life? I suppose it depends on what the choices are.

Why your H-D sucks

Monday, May 15th, 2006

I’ve come to the conclusion that Harley Davidsons are about as cool as RVs in these bleak early days of the 21st century. The days that the Hells Angels and other badasses ruled the roads, swinging chains and terrorizing vacationers ended about 20 years ago, and now the only people who drive Harley Davidsons are the only ones who can afford them. Old people. Thats right, if you drive a Harley Davidson, odds are you:

  • Are over 40.
  • Earn more than $60K/yr .
  • Drive well within the speed limit.
  • Have been divorced (dude, thats shooting fish in a barrel these days).
  • Respect that the hippys were doing their own thing, but still voted for W.
  • Rocked the Members Only jacket in 1984.
  • Complain about the damn kids and their loud ass rap music, while revving the loud ass engine on your bike.
  • Are desperately hanging on to any semblance whatsoever of youthful style.

To recap,

Harleys Suck

Sunday Haiku

Sunday, May 14th, 2006

Made up holiday,
Moms kick ass but I don’t like
Buying greeting cards.

Kroger, produce sucks,
Hides the fat under the meat,
But they have good beer.

Daft Punk in morning,
Folding clothes makes hangnails hurt,
Weeks worth of laundry

Bird in attic, mouse
In kitchen makes me glad we’re
dominant species.

Don’t think its haiku
If you chop up sentences
Like this. Bad form, man.

TMBG Rocks

Friday, May 12th, 2006

Man, anybody who missed the They Might Be Giants show at Sundown in the City last night really missed a kick ass time.  To say they rocked would have been an understatement.

Its suprising, because listening to TMBG, you wouldn’t think they’d rock live.  They’re poppy, yes, and certainly quirky, and an excellent band, but rocking wouldn’t come immediately to my mind, but I’ll go out on a limb and say it was among the best shows I’ve seen live.

Whats even cooler, is that Pigpen (who became a big fan of TMBG’s kids DVD Here Come The ABC’s, 15 or so years after I became a fan) and MastaG had homemade They Might Be Giants shirt on for the show.  Bos and Eaves and their kids joined us, and it was a great time.

Mojo, sorry we didn’t hook up.  I looked for you, but these other few thousand people kept getting in the way.

Busted

Thursday, May 11th, 2006

My status as the teflon kid is now totally in dispute, and I’m not entirely sure what to do about it…
Its been a mighty week, and many monumental things have happened while the Tumor has been down, almost like it was all… planned… by somebody listening to my phone calls and peeking through the window.
No, that’d be paranoia…

Many of those monumental things we’ll discuss in coming days here, as we recover huffing and puffing from this weird week at the beginning of May, some of them you don’t ever need to know about, and some of them are too insignificant to dwell upon.

To me, the biggest thing in my mind is… they caught me…

Kinda.

See, I’ve been ranting all big and loud about how the pigs in the content industry are tightening the thumbscrews on Fair Use, (not that you can read the posts, at least not until I get the friggin archives loaded into the SQL table) and I feel strongly that we’ll all lose something nice when they get their way and lock down every piece of technology from doing anything they don’t want you to do with their content. (Don’t know what I’m talking about? Read ArsTechnica)

Regardless, right now Johnny law is on their side, and they busted me on the wrong side of it, with a nice fat DMCA cease and desist order. BaDOOM!

The sad thing is,
1) We just started dl’ing movies when we canceled Netflix to save a buck
2) The movie they clocked me downloading didn’t even work. I thought about emailing them bitching that if I’m going to be busted downloading movies, they damn well better send me a real DVD.

Because this is how I feel. It ain’t stealing. Flat out. If I were getting packaging and quality of recording/image exactly like what they sell at Best Buy, then yes. Its probably somewhat ethically wrong on some level or another, but so is not getting over in the left lane so that guy can turn right onto your road.

Anyway, it ain’t legal action, in that I’m not getting sued. If they busted me getting music, it might be a different story, which is why I’m being cagey with that these days, but it was a movie. The interesting thing is that none of these cases have been ruled on by a judge yet. Yep, in the 2 years or so, only a handful have made it to court, and none have got the hammer laid down. I’d be of the representing myself to save a buck mindset, so I’d be the first to lose.

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