June 4th, 2006 by Atomictumor
When I have four cats
My bathroom is compromised
Litter trained, woot woot.
Little black puppy
Why are you hiding from us
Damn’d stuft animal
Poetic license
Counting syllables can suck
So I must fake it
June 4th, 2006 by Atomictumor
When I have four cats
My bathroom is compromised
Litter trained, woot woot.
Little black puppy
Why are you hiding from us
Damn’d stuft animal
Poetic license
Counting syllables can suck
So I must fake it
June 4th, 2006 at 9:04 am
Upstairs, the house rings
with erudite cockatiels
and noisy Quaker
Tiny voice betrays
newborn canary hatchling
under pensive mom
June 4th, 2006 at 9:31 am
In-laws coming
Mad cleaning, dust flying, sneeze
Good thing I’m nesting
June 4th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
Tomatoes can’t hate
With/without common law marrage
the rain is looming.
Just as the canvass,
all painted up for the show
no one notices.
June 4th, 2006 at 7:48 pm
I once had a cat
who had no claws but could kick.
His name was tucker.
June 4th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
GoldenAppleCorp
Wrote the second two haikus
Foxy ghostwriter