Man, I have some weird-assed dreams.

June 5th, 2006 by Atomictumor

OK, so last night, I had these one dream where I was bound and determined to kill myself just to show a doubtful GAC that I could do it.  Evidently I had failed to do so previously, so I wasn’t going to pussyfoot around.

I had taken some sort of 5 minute super death pill, lit myself on fire, and stuck my head in a cleverly McGyvered up guillotine made out of a rolling pin, blade, and laundry basket.  GAC pushed down on the rolling pin with the bored expression of somebody who has better things to do with her time, and I then woke up.

Saying “What the hell was that?”

Seems like there was something else about people being tied to tetherball poles, but I don’t remember much of that so I’m going to gloss over it…

2 Responses to “Man, I have some weird-assed dreams.”



  1. djuggler Says:

    Aren’t dreams wild! I love the ones that leave you thinking “hmmm.. maybe therapy is in order”.

  2. AtomicTumor Says:

    Its rare that I have dreams I remember, but when I do, they’re usually that way.