June 23rd, 2006 by Atomictumor
Do you think that if we did start that pub we’ve been discussing, we could talk Oak Ridge into giving us a $250,000 loan? I can personally guarantee that all employees would be Oak Ridge citizens, if thats what it takes, and I can also see into giving OR residents a discount…
some restrictions apply…
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:41 am
Think bigger. You need $250,000 per year for 8 years and you don’t want to be a loan…you want it to be a gift!
Of course, if you put it in “Knox County” you don’t need a liquor license, could have naked waitresses and may even be able to serve minors….I know, I know…serving the minors falls under state law but there’s still the waitresses!
June 23rd, 2006 at 10:55 am
Hmm, naked waitresses is a draw…
June 23rd, 2006 at 12:59 pm
We’ll even give customers wearing lab badges 15% off their bill!
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:19 pm
i think lab employee’s aren’t supposed to wear or show those things in public. it has something to do with saftey is fear.
…could have naked waitresses…
AtomicTitties?
this reminds me of foobies. hope i didn’t offend.
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Hahahahaha AtomicTitties…hahaha!
I say go for it, what’s the worst they can do, say no? :)
June 23rd, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Damn shame about the badges.
What do you guys think about Atomictumor’s Beer Emporium as a name?
June 23rd, 2006 at 2:18 pm
I think it’d seem like I’m naming the dump after myself, when everybody knows I didn’t have the money to pay for it.