Sunday Haiku 6

July 2nd, 2006 by Atomictumor

Yesterday told Eaves
“You’re starting to look pregnant!”
But I was wrong, oops…

Damn, but that was dumb
Proverbial egg on face,
Atomictumor

Look, futility!
You can tell a cat to stop
Until blue in face.

They like GAC.
They jockey for position,
So she can pet them.
Independance Day
Can be everyday
If you’re unemployed.

But I’ve got to work
Theres no rest for the wicked
Or for tech support

I’d show up there drunk
But GAC and I are
Riding the wagon

4 Responses to “Sunday Haiku 6”



  1. Joel Says:

    Growing up, today
    Young canaries leave the nest;
    Next year, our daughter.

  2. mojofilter Says:

    It’s microsoft draw
    Exponential looking func
    Two stinking hours

    It’s microsoft draw
    Richest man in world helps poor
    Grad students suffer

    Yes microsoft draw
    Break out the head medicine
    Or bang against desk

  3. Mrs Eaves Says:

    No problem, AT
    You were just being honest
    (See 7/1 post)

  4. Netmom Says:

    There are some kind words
    for the expectant mother,
    music to her ears:

    “What are you doing?
    Your skin is radiant now,
    you just seem to glow.”

    Or, for later on,
    “you don’t look pregnant at all
    from the back, my dear.”

    I burned my belly
    sticking out so far ahead,
    ironing his shirts…