Atomictumor

Man, we need to piss somebody off enough to sue us, and see what it does to our readership…

This out of Broadband Reports, website www.dondatehimgirl.com is being sued by a guy given three-snaps-in-a-Z-formation and faded in a review on the website. See, the website, if you can’t tell by the name (the only website that actually makes your head wobble as you read it) trades in accepting reviews of male dates and publishing them to warn other girls, and whatnot.

Really, I’m suprised it hasn’t happened yet. And maybe it has, but the previous sites did not have the boon of dissing Todd J. Hollis, a Pittsburgh lawyer who didn’t want allegations of STD’s and child support whinyness being put on the web.

Beyond Todd “Crabs” Hollis’s opus, the men are fighting back on other fronts. They’ve started up http://www.classaction-dontdatehimgirl.com to apply the “I’m rubber” to the “You’re glue” attack that the ladies started up. However, I didn’t see any details of the class action, so maybe thats a dance move I don’t know about.

I wanted to see for myself how easy it is to drop the real deal on these horrible men, so I logged in.  First thing I had to do was click through some “you agree to our privacy policy” stuff.  Man, if I had a nickel for everytime I lied my way through THAT.

Karessa Dormay soon had an account at the site, and was on her way to adding a cheater.  She had to agree to terms and conditions again to put in a record of an encounter with one of those nasty men, but after a minute it was set.  Actually, the whole thing was pretty poorly done, and the omnipresent advertising for the DDHG shops kinda set the trend for the whole thing.  Anyway, the record is there, and this poor bastards name has been besmirtched with a popup saying “addition succesful”.

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