Not how I expected it to happen
July 6th, 2006 by Atomictumor
Which is why I don’t get paid to commentate on sports. Or for editing skills. When I made a few World Cup predictions, I was under the mistaken belief that a pirate heritage, massive magnetic cyclones, witches, and cloned former soccer champs actually made a difference.
Don’t fool yourself.
Its all about lobbying. This is a World Cup bought and paid for by Mediterranean beach money.
Thats what I’ve learned, with the two champs being France and Italy. Man, who wants the World Cup if you have to choose between France and Italy? Thats like a presidential election between a stuck up douche and a dumb redneck?
July 6th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
I would have said b/w a douch and a turd sandwhich. In which case I would have promptly cast my vote on the turd sandwhich.
July 6th, 2006 at 2:48 pm
Yeah, but then I’d serially have to talk about manbearpig, and it’d just devolve into more rambling garbage.