Breaking news: Lance Bass is gay

July 26th, 2006 by GoldenAppleCorp

vert.bass.ap.jpgUsing the gayest picture available, cnn.com rocked the world of pop music today by reporting that 1/5th of the group ‘N Sync has come out of his fabulous closet. Tens of teenage girls will be crying themselves to sleep tonight.
Normally Atomictumor doesn’t report on celebrity gossip, but what the hell.

9 Responses to “Breaking news: Lance Bass is gay”



  1. Joe P. Says:

    heh heh. isn’t that kinda natural for members of a “boy band’?

  2. Atomictumor Says:

    I always knew it deep down.

  3. NODBOB Says:

    I thought it would be news to hear that one of them is straight, I dare say I was surprised.

  4. Atomictumor Says:

    I’ve heard that Joey Fatone is straight.

  5. Me Says:

    Make it tens of teenage girls….and one poor twenty-something…*sniff*

  6. NODBOB Says:

    I don’t get it…

  7. Joel Says:

    This is trivial pursuit.

  8. Atomictumor Says:

    No, trivial pursuit would be something like “Name the proclaimed gay boy band singer”, and then I’d say something like Brittney Spears, and GAC would laugh at me and beat me with a stick.

  9. InSilverDreaming Says:

    “…rocked the world of pop music…” omg that’s priceless!