Breaking news: Lance Bass is gay
July 26th, 2006 by GoldenAppleCorp
Using the gayest picture available, cnn.com rocked the world of pop music today by reporting that 1/5th of the group ‘N Sync has come out of his fabulous closet. Tens of teenage girls will be crying themselves to sleep tonight.
Normally Atomictumor doesn’t report on celebrity gossip, but what the hell.
July 26th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
heh heh. isn’t that kinda natural for members of a “boy band’?
July 26th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
I always knew it deep down.
July 26th, 2006 at 5:25 pm
I thought it would be news to hear that one of them is straight, I dare say I was surprised.
July 26th, 2006 at 5:47 pm
I’ve heard that Joey Fatone is straight.
July 26th, 2006 at 8:51 pm
Make it tens of teenage girls….and one poor twenty-something…*sniff*
July 26th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
I don’t get it…
July 26th, 2006 at 10:18 pm
This is trivial pursuit.
July 27th, 2006 at 5:43 am
No, trivial pursuit would be something like “Name the proclaimed gay boy band singer”, and then I’d say something like Brittney Spears, and GAC would laugh at me and beat me with a stick.
July 30th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
“…rocked the world of pop music…” omg that’s priceless!