Sunday Haiku 10 (LPSH edition)
July 30th, 2006 by Atomictumor
Can’t find a picture
Of my pink squeaky hammer
I like to carry
I keep it with me
My lil’ pink squeaky hammer
In my back pocket
People like to laugh
Because it has a squeaker
And because it’s pink
It can bring me down
When my hammer gets laughed at
It just isn’t fair
I had a real one
A nice shiny steel hammer
It was also pink.
GAC said no
“You’ll put your eye out”, she said,
gave it to the poor.
Poor don’t need hammers
They need pizza and iPods,
National health care
Right, but anyway
Damn, I lost my train of thought
What was this about?
Ten weeks we’ve done this?
Butchering Japanese art
On some dumb web site?
Oh yeah, the hammer
Little pink squeaky hammer
I love you so much.
July 30th, 2006 at 9:43 am
Pink, or Red Squeeky,
both kinds are admissable
for all assmonkeys.
Atomictumor,
your toy, pinky, squeeky
hammer squeeks loudly.
Pink, squeeky hammer–
memory of another
the kids used to have.
July 30th, 2006 at 10:08 am
The man of the house
His staff: pink squeeky hammer
But what does GAC have?
If wars could be fought
With just pink squeeky hammers
No blood would be shed
July 30th, 2006 at 10:58 am
Headaches we’d face then,
Not the ice cream ones eithier,
This is the real deal
Ice cream headaches, myth.
Just Mayfield running our minds
Sneaky Yumminess
July 30th, 2006 at 10:59 am
I totally screwed up my haiku. Spent too much time on it to do over so here goes…
AT gloats he’s quite a man
Keeps his hammer down
At least that’s his pretension
When his woman gets cheeky
Look out girl it comes
She gets the back of his hand
When things are out of control
She puts him in line
GAC wakes ole boy up
When he is at his bravest
The wife breaks it out
This weapon that wreaks havoc
AT ducks when she swings it
He can’t stand the thought
This little weapon of pain
His terror overcomes him
Brands fear in his heart
Cruel pink squeaky toy hammer
July 30th, 2006 at 11:29 am
Squeaky toy hammer
Audible pink (or red) tool
Inspires best senryu
Haiku are sober
I have been writing senryu
Daco writes . . . Daku?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Senryu
July 30th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
pink squeaky hammer
listening to the nothing
buried in the sand