August 7th, 2006 by GoldenAppleCorp
The pic’s a little small, but this is Mattel’s newest creation, My Scene My Bling Bling Barbie.
Yes, she’s dressed like a hooker. Why do you ask?
August 7th, 2006 by GoldenAppleCorp
The pic’s a little small, but this is Mattel’s newest creation, My Scene My Bling Bling Barbie.
Yes, she’s dressed like a hooker. Why do you ask?
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August 7th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Pimp sold separately?
August 7th, 2006 at 4:16 pm
A reviewer on the amazon page asked if there was going to be an emo ken with slashed wrists. If they thought it’d sell, I wouldn’t be surprised…
August 7th, 2006 at 4:19 pm
The age recommendation on this doll (according to Mattel, I presume) was 5-15. What sane parent of a 5 year old would even consider buying this for their daughter?
August 7th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
Heh. October’s birthday was just yesterday…
Hell, these will probably be on the clearance rack soon… ProstiBarbies for EVERYONE!
August 7th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
I can’t remember where I saw it, but apparently sales are so bad for Barbie (after the introduction of the shock-inducing Bratz dolls) that they are considering discontinuing her. Mattel appears to be unable to connect with today’s kids.
August 7th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
I was under the impression that all girls wanted to sell themselves for sex? Is that… wait, no, I just checked with Paris and Lindsay, and thats the case.
August 7th, 2006 at 5:20 pm
Wasn’t it Roy Orbison who used to sing “Do The Oobie Doobie”? So now
we can sing Do The Bling Bling Barbie. Progress, people. And I’d buy an
emo-Ken with matching wrist wounds …..put it right next to my
Jason Vorhees Snow Globe.
August 7th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
I can see the ad for the emo-Ken
“His pain is my pain! Nobody understands us!”