http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/ Wed, 19 Nov 2008 12:14:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1371 Mrs Eaves Mon, 07 Aug 2006 20:15:47 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1371 Pimp sold separately? Pimp sold separately?

]]> http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1372 GoldenAppleCorp Mon, 07 Aug 2006 20:16:53 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1372 A reviewer on the amazon page asked if there was going to be an emo ken with slashed wrists. If they thought it'd sell, I wouldn't be surprised... A reviewer on the amazon page asked if there was going to be an emo ken with slashed wrists. If they thought it’d sell, I wouldn’t be surprised…

]]> http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1374 GoldenAppleCorp Mon, 07 Aug 2006 20:19:19 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1374 The age recommendation on this doll (according to Mattel, I presume) was 5-15. What sane parent of a 5 year old would even <i>consider</i> buying this for their daughter? The age recommendation on this doll (according to Mattel, I presume) was 5-15. What sane parent of a 5 year old would even consider buying this for their daughter?

]]> http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1375 GoldenAppleCorp Mon, 07 Aug 2006 20:20:11 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1375 Heh. October's birthday <i>was</i> just yesterday... Hell, these will probably be on the clearance rack soon... ProstiBarbies for EVERYONE! Heh. October’s birthday was just yesterday…
Hell, these will probably be on the clearance rack soon… ProstiBarbies for EVERYONE!

]]> http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1376 GoldenAppleCorp Mon, 07 Aug 2006 20:21:52 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1376 I can't remember where I saw it, but apparently sales are so bad for Barbie (after the introduction of the shock-inducing Bratz dolls) that they are considering discontinuing her. Mattel appears to be unable to connect with today's kids. I can’t remember where I saw it, but apparently sales are so bad for Barbie (after the introduction of the shock-inducing Bratz dolls) that they are considering discontinuing her. Mattel appears to be unable to connect with today’s kids.

]]> http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1378 AT Mon, 07 Aug 2006 20:22:06 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1378 I was under the impression that all girls wanted to sell themselves for sex? Is that... wait, no, I just checked with Paris and Lindsay, and thats the case. I was under the impression that all girls wanted to sell themselves for sex? Is that… wait, no, I just checked with Paris and Lindsay, and thats the case.

]]> http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1384 Joe P. Mon, 07 Aug 2006 21:20:05 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1384 Wasn't it Roy Orbison who used to sing "Do The Oobie Doobie"? So now we can sing Do The Bling Bling Barbie. Progress, people. And I'd buy an emo-Ken with matching wrist wounds .....put it right next to my Jason Vorhees Snow Globe. Wasn’t it Roy Orbison who used to sing “Do The Oobie Doobie”? So now
we can sing Do The Bling Bling Barbie. Progress, people. And I’d buy an
emo-Ken with matching wrist wounds …..put it right next to my
Jason Vorhees Snow Globe.

]]> http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1385 AT Mon, 07 Aug 2006 21:26:48 +0000 http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/08/07/oh-my-god/#comment-1385 I can see the ad for the emo-Ken "His pain is my pain! Nobody understands us!" I can see the ad for the emo-Ken
“His pain is my pain! Nobody understands us!”

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