September 19th, 2006 by Atomictumor
Talk Like a Pirate Day is upon us, and as a lay Pastafarian, I’m preaching the message behind the holiday.
Yes, its true, we all like to dress up with our eyepatches and earrings, and talk about ‘booty’ on this special day, but lets all go back to the reason for the season:
Thats right, we’re saving the world.
For more information on our beliefs, the church has assembled this handy presentation. Enjoy!
September 19th, 2006 at 7:26 am
You should come work on our desk today … go take a peek at what Lacy did over here
September 19th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Is it me or does the tumor dude atop this page resemble the flying spaghetti monster. Could that be piraty blaspheming?
Oh I forgot….Arrrrr belay me last.
September 19th, 2006 at 10:58 am
No, I would be smote by the FSM before blaspheming it.
September 19th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
My pirate name is:
Captain Bess Flint
Even though there’s no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you’re the one in charge. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!
Get your pirate name at http://www.piratequiz.com/
September 19th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Already did, I’m Bloody William Roberts. Yarr.
September 19th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
I be Iron Jack Roberts. Yarrr. Hat tip to Capn’ Bess Flint for the link. Yarrr.
September 19th, 2006 at 2:58 pm
Calico Morgan Kidd here, arr! There be two swash-buckling gents on the Pellissippi State campus this day.
“Often indecisive, you can’t even choose a favorite color. You’re apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Even though you’re not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!”
September 19th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Arrr what a wench.