September 23rd, 2006 by GoldenAppleCorp
Earlier today, an altercation between a 4 year old caucasian male and a 2 year old treadmill was reported. Upon further investigation, it appears that the treadmill inferred something rude about the white male’s mother.  A scuffled ensued but was quickly broken up by male’s grandfather. Minor lacerations were incurred, but the party refused medical attention. No charges were pressed at the time of publication.
September 23rd, 2006 at 8:56 pm
Ouch!!!
September 23rd, 2006 at 9:36 pm
OMG! Poor baby!
September 23rd, 2006 at 9:41 pm
Child abuse!!
September 24th, 2006 at 9:30 am
That boy is well on his way to be one tough little dude.
September 24th, 2006 at 11:07 am
You think that’s bad, you oughta see the other guy…
Seriously, though, this ain’t nothing compared to the time his tooth went through the skin below his lip. That was nasty.
September 24th, 2006 at 11:07 am
And again, that’s a roar, not a wail.
September 24th, 2006 at 11:23 am
I recognized Ping ping.
September 25th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
You know. You have to teach him that when doing battle with a trendmill it is better to run than fight.
September 25th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
Ba dum dum!
September 25th, 2006 at 5:14 pm
I’d hate to see the other guy! ;)