Rainday Haiku

September 24th, 2006 by Atomictumor

The torrents of rain
Kept us from the zoo, as planned
Good thing we have cats

Pigpen has money
Burning holes in his pockets
Like burns on his face

Seems to be were-gild
The in-laws paid in exchange
Sounds like a fair deal

2 Responses to “Rainday Haiku”



  1. daco Says:

    Tell folks you have plans
    No need to be explicit
    No one really cares

    Only detail is,
    Gonna dress like an adult
    Boy was I way off

    Tumorites do care
    They fantasize your evening
    Daco in a tux?

    Rose betwixt his teeth?
    No comment on Joel’s next thought
    Sorry to disappoint

    Our evening was fun
    No global espionage
    A very nice meal

  2. bartley Says:

    It rained a whole lot.
    I drank a whole lot of beer.
    watched lots of football

    I tried to explain
    football to a couple dogs
    but just confused them

    should have gone to store
    i have almost no food left
    grits for ev’ry meal

    grits are great sometimes
    but not for every meal
    that shit gets old fast