Stray cats topic of much debate in Bos’ hometown
October 10th, 2006 by Mrs Eaves
From WBIR.com,
Anyone know any jokes that involve cats and in-laws?
Stray cats topic of much debate in Bos’ hometown
October 10th, 2006 by Mrs Eaves
From WBIR.com,
Anyone know any jokes that involve cats and in-laws?
October 10th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
I’ve heard catty jokes about in-laws.
October 10th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
What do you call when your mother in-law steps in Cat Shit?
A Catastrophic CataClysim
October 11th, 2006 at 1:14 am
Okay, okay, listen, a cat and your in-law walk into a bar…I forget the rest but your mother’s a whore.
(Complements of SNL)
October 11th, 2006 at 8:39 am
Those Surgoinsville cats are mean, but it’s the ferral ones you’ve got to watch out for. My Uncle Howard got tangled up with one once while he was out hunting ginsing. Uncle Howard spoke in tongues for a week after that.
October 11th, 2006 at 11:08 am
I thought cats get your tongue, not give you extras.
And I’m totally imagining gangs of tough, leather-wearing cats riding Harleys around town and beating up little old ladies with baseball bats.
October 11th, 2006 at 11:29 am
Cats aren’t livestock?
live·stock (lvstk)
n.
Domestic animals, such as cattle or horses, raised for home use or for profit, especially on a farm.
October 11th, 2006 at 11:55 am
I was trying to find a story from up here in Massachusetts about a “mean” cat that was causing problems but that story seems to be elusive at the moment. It would probably be easier if Dr. Seuss wasn’t from here.
October 11th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
I remember reading that story, meice. Wasn’t the cat stealing stuff from the neighbors, like gardening gloves and whatnot, and hissing at people when they came out of their house?
Didn’t a judge grant the neighbor with a restraining order?
October 11th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
http://www.connpost.com/news/ci_3646541
October 11th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
YEAH! Thats the one! I thought it was in Mass but I guess it was just over the border. Could you imagine?
“The neighborhood is afraid of this cat,” Bachtig said. “Lewis will stare you down, and you never know how he will react.”
October 11th, 2006 at 6:08 pm
I had an acquaintance in high school who had a batshit crazy cat. Apparently, she pretty much tortured it when it was a kitten.
It would hide under furniture and when someone went by, it’d attack the hell out of their feet.
I always wore my big shoes when I was there. Damage control, you know.
October 12th, 2006 at 9:40 am
i know a joke about an alligator in a bar, but no inlaws are there ….
wait, there’s one about a giraffe …. er, no, no inlaws there either.
dang.
a cat jumped on my forehead once but thats a whole different story. the cats i am afraid of are the ones who sing in broadway musicals.