Archive for October, 2006

In the car…

Friday, October 27th, 2006

crap-photo.jpgPigpen: Quick! There’s a dinsosaur after us!

Me: Oh no! What’ll we do?

Pigpen: We gotta get out of here!

Me: How about we throw it a big cookie?

Pigpen: Flings arm, makes crunching noises The dinosaur ate the cookie!

Me: Whew!

Pigpen: Oh no! There’s a dog after us! What are we going to do?

Me: Throw another cookie!

Pigpen: Flings arm, makes crunching noises Now there’s a talking car chasing us! His name is Lightning McQueen!

Me: Quick, throw a cookie!

Pigpen: Flings arm, makes crunching noises He went away!

Me: We’re safe!

Pigpen: Oh no! There’s a … dancing potato after us!

Me: …

Damn

Friday, October 27th, 2006

Ever had your brain turn off?

Friday, October 27th, 2006

My van is a piece of shit

Wednesday, October 25th, 2006

Dermatobia hominis

Monday, October 23rd, 2006