So, last night we went out carousling like I mentioned, and this morning, sweet baby Jesus, was I hung over. Hung over like a logger in the summertime. Hung over like a sorority girl after a home game. Hung over like, well, I’m out of analogies, because my head still hurts too damn much.
So, I think its time to go ahead and say “AT, dumbass, seriously. You had about 3 5 hours of fun, and are now in your 6th hour of penance. You threw up twice, and were in the bed until 3 PM. How about we just go ahead and lay off the juice, huh?”
And I’d say
“Damn, me, thats a pretty friggin good idea, where the hell were you this time yesterday?”
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Friggin future me, thinks he know so damn much…