Again, I am no longer 20

December 22nd, 2006 by Atomictumor

So, last night we went out carousling like I mentioned, and this morning, sweet baby Jesus, was I hung over.  Hung over like a logger in the summertime.  Hung over like a sorority girl after a home game.  Hung over like, well, I’m out of analogies, because my head still hurts too damn much.

So, I think its time to go ahead and say “AT, dumbass, seriously.  You had about 3 5 hours of fun, and are now in your 6th hour of penance.  You threw up twice, and were in the bed until 3 PM.  How about we just go ahead and lay off the juice, huh?”

And I’d say

“Damn, me, thats a pretty friggin good idea, where the hell were you this time yesterday?”

Friggin future me, thinks he know so damn much…

16 Responses to “Again, I am no longer 20”



  1. ErinM Says:

    Vitmain B complex just before you go out drinking and the morning after does wonders for preventing a hangover.

    Take this from a former pro.

  2. Southerncharm Says:

    If you go to your local store (Walmart, Krogers….)look in the section where you would find Tylenol and they now have out meds to keep you from getting hangovers. I can’t remember the name but if you see it it’s easy to recongnize.

  3. sumgurl Says:

    or you could, i don’t know, drink less. lightweight. {sheesh}
    ;)

  4. Birdlady Says:

    Drink less and keep drinking water on the side, silly rabbit.

  5. COCO (the Canadian version) Says:

    Hope you had a good time though!
    :D

  6. VA Bluebelle Says:

    I concur w/Erin, B12/B6 complex will knock out the headache and 1000mg of Vit C will give you the energy back. Quick fix: drink 1 or 2 Emergen-cee’s (it’s a multi-vitamin powder sold in packets.In the vitamin aisle, look for a box not a vial or bottle)

    It is the season for Merry Merriment, after all. This kind of thing happens. :)

  7. ErinM Says:

    Oh yeah, and water. One glass after each drink is a good rule.

    Or just chug a gallon before you go to bed. ;)

    Hangovers are mostly caused because alchol inhibits your body’s ability to hold fluid in your kidneys (also, why you have to pee so much). So the next morining, you’re dehydrated. Drinking water during your fun and before you go to bed will help tremedously.

  8. Joel Says:

    Alternatively, drinking less alcohol also helps.

  9. SuperT Says:

    Nonetheless, that sure was an interesting message you left on our machine last night. Hope you’re feeling better!

  10. AT Says:

    Yeah, and you weren’t there to receive it, were you?

  11. Jacket Says:

    O’Douhls, beer for the older set. Heh.

  12. timsan1 Says:

    Why is it that when we are old we wish we were young and when we are young we wish we were old? And then we are old enough to enjoy it we can’t — all totally unfair and backwards.

  13. timsan1 Says:

    O’Douhls? Why bother?

  14. DebbieS Says:

    {{{whispers so as not to disturb AT’s poor head}}} feel better! Also, eat some chocolate. Heck, if it works for Harry Potter against Dementors, it should work for a measly hangover!

  15. newscoma Says:

    I totally get the not being 20 anymore.
    Yikes.
    I’m not very good at getting hammered anymore since I entered my forties.
    Hurts my head and my soul.
    But dammit it all if I don’t like the Hopps and Barley Adult Juice.

  16. Jacket Says:

    O’Douhl’s was just a suggestion for this old man that can’t stand the strain any longer. ;) The O’ is for old anyway.