Atomictumor

According to people who get paid to find these things out, Americans spend more time with their computer than with their spouse…

I mean, c’mon!  I have an excuse, but you guys don’t!

Me: “Wow, check out this new phone, isn’t it totally aweeeeesome?”

MastaG: “Its not awesome, Dad, and I keep telling you that you shouldn’t try to be awesome because you’ll just get sick and shrivel up.”