Advice from MastaG

January 25th, 2007 by Atomictumor

Me: “Wow, check out this new phone, isn’t it totally aweeeeesome?”

MastaG: “Its not awesome, Dad, and I keep telling you that you shouldn’t try to be awesome because you’ll just get sick and shrivel up.”

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12 Responses to “Advice from MastaG”



  1. Joel Says:

    Wisdom from the mouth of babes.

  2. alice Says:

    He’s right. Once you reach a certain age (or maybe I should say once your kids reach a certain age), it doesn’t matter how cool you are, you’re still a dork.

  3. Judy Says:

    Yeah, unfortunately, I passed the cool phase way before kids, so they only know me as an old-lady geek. Darn.

  4. Punk HP Says:

    Masta G was obviously some type of Monk in one of his past lives.The fact that you call him Masta G is probably because you knew him in that past life, and his name probably sounded like MASTA G( Musta-GHEE) ETC.

  5. damama Says:

    It’s a good thing your self esteem doesn’t depend on your child’s opinion! Lots of people think you’re awesome AT, at least until they meet you.

  6. VA Bluebelle Says:

    Any 10 year old who wears a hat like that to school knows what awesome is. Sorry, AT, your years of “Godddd, Dad!” are just starting.

  7. Sarah Says:

    I have to say, that was a pretty creative slam on his part. Well done! :)

  8. Jane Says:

    Oh man!
    In your face!!!

  9. Atomictumor Says:

    Dude, my years of Goddddd, Dad! started about 3 years ago.
    This was a kid that could sing all of the words to the entire Yellow Submarine album at 2.

  10. The Bosphorus Says:

    That hat istotally awesome…

  11. timsan1 Says:

    As if awesome was a higher plain of existance that only young minds can attain — very eastern thought. The state of awesome. And the fact that if one as you AT stared it in the face you would get sick and shrivel. Now that is fearce and powerful. Why did I not have these powers when I was pre puberty? Damn, kids these days have all the good stuff!

  12. timsan1 Says:

    I just can’t get over his face. It just says “huh??” and “what ever” all at the same time.

    tg