Advice from MastaG
January 25th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Me: “Wow, check out this new phone, isn’t it totally aweeeeesome?”
MastaG: “Its not awesome, Dad, and I keep telling you that you shouldn’t try to be awesome because you’ll just get sick and shrivel up.”

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January 25th, 2007 at 8:01 am
Wisdom from the mouth of babes.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:12 am
He’s right. Once you reach a certain age (or maybe I should say once your kids reach a certain age), it doesn’t matter how cool you are, you’re still a dork.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:13 am
Yeah, unfortunately, I passed the cool phase way before kids, so they only know me as an old-lady geek. Darn.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:52 am
Masta G was obviously some type of Monk in one of his past lives.The fact that you call him Masta G is probably because you knew him in that past life, and his name probably sounded like MASTA G( Musta-GHEE) ETC.
January 25th, 2007 at 8:59 am
It’s a good thing your self esteem doesn’t depend on your child’s opinion! Lots of people think you’re awesome AT, at least until they meet you.
January 25th, 2007 at 10:11 am
Any 10 year old who wears a hat like that to school knows what awesome is. Sorry, AT, your years of “Godddd, Dad!” are just starting.
January 25th, 2007 at 10:47 am
I have to say, that was a pretty creative slam on his part. Well done! :)
January 25th, 2007 at 12:07 pm
Oh man!
In your face!!!
January 25th, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Dude, my years of Goddddd, Dad! started about 3 years ago.
This was a kid that could sing all of the words to the entire Yellow Submarine album at 2.
January 25th, 2007 at 3:33 pm
That hat istotally awesome…
January 25th, 2007 at 7:38 pm
As if awesome was a higher plain of existance that only young minds can attain — very eastern thought. The state of awesome. And the fact that if one as you AT stared it in the face you would get sick and shrivel. Now that is fearce and powerful. Why did I not have these powers when I was pre puberty? Damn, kids these days have all the good stuff!
January 26th, 2007 at 11:31 pm
I just can’t get over his face. It just says “huh??” and “what ever” all at the same time.
tg