MastaG on tape

January 29th, 2007 by Atomictumor

OK, I’m always writing the kind of crap that MastaG just spews out, but you don’t get the full effect of it unless you hear it. Thanks to the new technology now in the hands of your Atomictumor representatives, you can now do just that.

And, of course, Pigpen had a response.

18 Responses to “MastaG on tape”



  1. Joel Says:

    Well, I had my daughter listen to it. Neither of us could make any sense of it.

  2. sumgirl Says:

    i never EVER type this unless i mean it … LOL! i LOVE you boys - you crack me up.

  3. Atomictumor Says:

    Thats G for you Joel. Something about paying him 5 bucks a month, or something.
    Pigpens, I think maybe I’ll have a contest to whoever can put the caption on that audio, because I’m not sure what he’s talking about. He has news for G, evidently, but beyond that, I’m not sure. I think he mentioned something about Potsie, but I don’t think he’s ever watched Happy Days, so I could be wrong.

  4. Jane Says:

    I am in looooove with those boys. Especially Pigpen. That is the sweetest little voice ever.

    I thought G was going to pay YOU 5 bucks an hour.

    Blesssings to all of you.

  5. Joel Says:

    Rebecca is fluent in ebonics and she still can’t diagram G’s sentences.

  6. Jane Says:

    Masta G will not be a traumatized thug. You, Jacob, will be one and you will be living in his sweet motel and he will be slapping you around and you will be giving him $5 every hour…

    Sounds like the boy has plans to be Donald Trump!!

  7. mamalee Says:

    Some of the sweetest sounds I’ve ever heard!

    Just precious!

    xoxo

  8. Atomictumor Says:

    No, G’s not in the whole ebonics thing. He has more of a redneck Masta Shake kind of thing going.

  9. Jason Dufair Says:

    Nice. It’s the New Dirty South genre. It’s gonna be huge. Especially with the future coming faster than you think it will.

    Podpress plugin or something else?

  10. DebbieS Says:

    That was too darling! Sort of a neo-southern Our Gang/Little Rascals. AT, you have a very nice laugh! Those boys would keep me in stitches, too!

  11. impy Says:

    k, so I’m old and married. True enough. Are you sure you don’t need a nanny though? To,,,,,,I dunno,,,,,,fly in with an umbrella and a carpet bag, and make things tidy with a snap of her fingers, and a spoonful of sugar, and fun and games and all? Cause I wanna PIECE OF THAT!!!!!!!

  12. Jennifer Says:

    I love the little southern twang in their voices. So freaking cute! This made my morning!

  13. GBscientist Says:

    The sound came through all garbled for me, unless MastaG was talking underwater.

  14. Julie Says:

    “The future’s coming faster than you think it will”
    Truer words have never been spoken!! Pigpen’s was so funny. He sure was excited, whatever he was talking about!

  15. VA Bluebelle Says:

    Funny stuff. MastaG is not going to grow up to be a trailer trash thug! I agree with him, he is way too funny & smart for that. Pigpen is just so cute you want to reach through the computer & hug him.

    The good times were coming through loud and clear.

  16. timsan1 Says:

    That is a crack up. It made my day to hear their voices — and master G say’n that he aint going to be no trailer trash thug. That was just too much =)

    tg

  17. Mrs. Daco Says:

    You have such gifted children. That crack me up..

  18. jenwright Says:

    I just want to know one thing - what’s wrong with trailer trash thugs?