January 29th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Oh, brown suede pants, I loved you so.
But either in the wash you shrank, or my legs did grow.
I feel a draft on my socks, and you don’t fit just right.
And that sucks.
January 29th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Oh, brown suede pants, I loved you so.
But either in the wash you shrank, or my legs did grow.
I feel a draft on my socks, and you don’t fit just right.
And that sucks.
January 29th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
I recommend taller shoes or white sandals and explain you’re preparing for retirement.
January 29th, 2007 at 3:40 pm
Wear ‘em and call ‘em Manpris.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Shave your legs, wear panty hose. No one will know the difference. Know you know how Davy Crockett felt after crossing the Holston River.
January 29th, 2007 at 9:51 pm
That’s what you get for putting suede in the washer.
Do NOT cross over to the Manpri side of the street. There’s no coming back if you do!
January 30th, 2007 at 8:43 am
yes, why are you putting suede in the washer silly?
January 30th, 2007 at 8:50 am
Well, its not suede leather, its suede cotton. Does that still count?
January 30th, 2007 at 9:40 am
Maybe your ankles just got taller?