Salvador and the magic box of peanuts
February 5th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Once upon a time a magical box filled with styrofoam peanuts appeared at the house of an addled farmhand named Salvador.
He was curious, so he plunged his hand into the magical peanuts to find out what was inside.
Inside, to his amazement, he found boxes of highish end computer parts!
A video card!
Being a simple farmboy, Salvador burned the boxes as offerings to the gods for the gift of styrofoam peanuts, and then proceeded to eat the peanuts. Then he shared them with his village.
The end.
(Seriously, can you believe I just wrote this crap instead of opening the boxes? Geez.)
February 5th, 2007 at 2:50 pm
Spoken like a true techgeek! :)
I’d have probably done the same thing… sort of.
February 5th, 2007 at 8:08 pm
Ha, food for the “global warming” gods! I’m sure this made them happy!
February 5th, 2007 at 9:03 pm
Hmmmmm — I covet your goodies. I wish I had a box of packing peanuts that birthed the same things.
tg
February 6th, 2007 at 12:02 am
I found a box and filled it with styrophone peanuts then plunged my hands into it just like you showed in the pictures … but ALAS! no pretty computer bits!
Woe is me….