My observation
Tuesday, February 13th, 2007OK, so I have this big ol’ headache, and I was reaching for a thing of Excedrin (well, off brand, whatever) instead of the usual 800 MG of Ibuprofin I enjoy, because I figured my stomach lining needed a break, and got the last two pills, along with the little plastic thing.
I popped the pills, and chucked the little plastic thing, and in the tiny microcosmic flash that my eye saw the writing on the bottom of it, I read ‘How was your day?’.
“whoa…” I said. So I fished through the garbage can to find the happy little plastic thing that was so interested in my day.
After finding it, in the quarter full garbage can, I found that it said “do not eat”.
Well, screw you too, plastic thingy.