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OK, this driver got busted for ‘cheating’ in a nascar race, when he added a fuel additive to make the car go faster.

This, to me, illustrates the entire thing I don’t get about NASCAR, namely, that shouldn’t the fastest car win? I mean, wasn’t that the point? If we’re not racing cars, man, put all those bastards out in little Shriner cars and let em run around the track 500 or whatever times, because, I tell you what, Shriner cars bring out the crowds.

I shit you not.

OK, when I woke up this morning the house was 57 degrees. Its set to 69. Uh, thats like, a bunch of degrees.

I’d figure it out, but with as cold as my brain is, I keep coming up with watermelon being the answer.