February 15th, 2007 by Atomictumor
OK, this driver got busted for ‘cheating’ in a nascar race, when he added a fuel additive to make the car go faster.
This, to me, illustrates the entire thing I don’t get about NASCAR, namely, that shouldn’t the fastest car win? I mean, wasn’t that the point? If we’re not racing cars, man, put all those bastards out in little Shriner cars and let em run around the track 500 or whatever times, because, I tell you what, Shriner cars bring out the crowds.
I shit you not.
February 15th, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Nascar, rasslin’ spelled backwards, well no it is not but they are both fake to the nth degree.
February 15th, 2007 at 12:42 pm
Oh, and rasslin’ is professional and wrestling is what is done in NCAA and TSSAA as legitimate sports.
February 15th, 2007 at 2:55 pm
I know virtually nothing about NASCAR, but what understand is that the emphasis in stock car racing is on driver skill, not on having a souped-up car. It’s supposed to be agreed upon that cars fall under certain parameters (fuel being one). The best driver under those parameters wins. That’s why use of fuel additive was such a taboo.
February 15th, 2007 at 3:56 pm
NASCAR is a prime example of socialism. All the little cars thingys have to be equal…or as equal as possible in the eyes of the “Man”. More power to the good old boys that can find ways to beat the Man. Too bad they got caught!
February 15th, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Bisc. that sounds like a good argument to watch nascar–see how the “Man” gets screwed.
February 15th, 2007 at 4:20 pm
i guess its the equivelent of “don’t bring candy to school unless you have enough to share with the class.” i don’t get sports.
February 15th, 2007 at 7:36 pm
Screw da man…boycott NASCAR!
February 15th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
HAHAHA!!! I LOVE those Shriner cars!!!
February 17th, 2007 at 4:18 pm
you needed a reason for nascar to suck? well, um, it’s just made it that way. if each contestant had a flux capacitor powered rocket pack that would engage the hyperdrive for FTLS around a hyperbolically curved space time tangent continuum manifold and turn around at the first event horizon then it would be cool… well, cooler at least. maybe. definately imaginary.