Why NASCAR sucks

February 15th, 2007 by Atomictumor

OK, this driver got busted for ‘cheating’ in a nascar race, when he added a fuel additive to make the car go faster.

This, to me, illustrates the entire thing I don’t get about NASCAR, namely, that shouldn’t the fastest car win? I mean, wasn’t that the point? If we’re not racing cars, man, put all those bastards out in little Shriner cars and let em run around the track 500 or whatever times, because, I tell you what, Shriner cars bring out the crowds.

I shit you not.

9 Responses to “Why NASCAR sucks”



  1. Jacket Says:

    Nascar, rasslin’ spelled backwards, well no it is not but they are both fake to the nth degree.

  2. Jacket Says:

    Oh, and rasslin’ is professional and wrestling is what is done in NCAA and TSSAA as legitimate sports.

  3. Suzanne Says:

    I know virtually nothing about NASCAR, but what understand is that the emphasis in stock car racing is on driver skill, not on having a souped-up car. It’s supposed to be agreed upon that cars fall under certain parameters (fuel being one). The best driver under those parameters wins. That’s why use of fuel additive was such a taboo.

  4. Bisc Says:

    NASCAR is a prime example of socialism. All the little cars thingys have to be equal…or as equal as possible in the eyes of the “Man”. More power to the good old boys that can find ways to beat the Man. Too bad they got caught!

  5. Bosphorus Says:

    Bisc. that sounds like a good argument to watch nascar–see how the “Man” gets screwed.

  6. sumgirl Says:

    i guess its the equivelent of “don’t bring candy to school unless you have enough to share with the class.” i don’t get sports.

  7. daco Says:

    Screw da man…boycott NASCAR!

  8. Jenn Says:

    HAHAHA!!! I LOVE those Shriner cars!!!

  9. mjf Says:

    you needed a reason for nascar to suck? well, um, it’s just made it that way. if each contestant had a flux capacitor powered rocket pack that would engage the hyperdrive for FTLS around a hyperbolically curved space time tangent continuum manifold and turn around at the first event horizon then it would be cool… well, cooler at least. maybe. definately imaginary.