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So, I’m trying to console MastaG, who has to buckle down and finish his much procrastinated Harry Potter book within the next couple of weeks.

Me: “Man, its way better than the stuff they made me read in school.  I mean, Harry Potter is enjoyable enough.  The stuff they assigned us was dull.”

MastaG: “Like what?”

Me: “Dickens books, Great Expectations, A Sail Of Two Titties, stuff like that”

MastaG: (hysterical laughter)

Me: “What?  Oh, crap, not a sail of two titties, its A Tale of Two Titties.  No, dammit, its a..

MastaG: (hysterical, teary eyed laughter)

Me: “Tale of two Cities”

MastaG: “I don’t think A Sail of Two Titties would be very boring at all, Dad.  ‘Two titties finding adventure on a death defying voyage across the Pacific Ocean, with their mighty sail!’

Me: “…”