Jim Cameron is on the Jesus case
Monday, February 26th, 2007Man, its a good thing we have James Cameron.
Not only did he give us the magnum opus that isTerminator, but now he’s given us definitive proof that both the Church and the athiests have it wrong.
Thats right folks, Jim Cameron has Jesus’s coffin.
A relic that’s been sought after for millenia, he has it, and is all set to deliver a press conference talking about it. He’ll probably have some sort of crazy light show, ending with him shining a flashlight under his chin and saying something like “For thousands of years, mankind has searched for the resting place of the Son of Man. This summer, one man has found it.”
And then there’d be rambunctious music, and maybe a Gregorian choir chanting.
I dunno. Thats how it’d be if I were the guy in charge of telling everybody that I found the Jesus box.
One thing about the Jesus box is that its totally bone free, and was buried next to some other boxes indicating that Jesus and Mary Magdeline, to the chagrin of Pope Benedicto, got busy and made Jesusbabies. Course, now this gets the albino monks all whipped up into a fervor, and sells thousands and thousands of extra copies of The Di Vinci Code, which, to my knowledge, Jim Cameron had nothing to do with.
So, what was my point?