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King of Nepal is stoned by crowd

Dude, I want to go to Nepal!

Oh… wait…

OK, this driver got busted for ‘cheating’ in a nascar race, when he added a fuel additive to make the car go faster.

This, to me, illustrates the entire thing I don’t get about NASCAR, namely, that shouldn’t the fastest car win? I mean, wasn’t that the point? If we’re not racing cars, man, put all those bastards out in little Shriner cars and let em run around the track 500 or whatever times, because, I tell you what, Shriner cars bring out the crowds.

I shit you not.

OK, when I woke up this morning the house was 57 degrees. Its set to 69. Uh, thats like, a bunch of degrees.

I’d figure it out, but with as cold as my brain is, I keep coming up with watermelon being the answer.

White Stripes.
Franz Ferdinand.
The Police.
Wilco.
The Flaming Lips.
Ween.
Spoon.
The Black Keys.

vs…

Thousands and Thousands of dirty hippies.

Dammit. They’re really trying to get me in Bonnaroo this year…

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Hmm, checking further, it looks like the Flaming Lips are going to be playing Athens GA in April… that sounds good.

I think I summed up my feelings sufficiently last year, so I’m just gonna put a link to that post, and you guys can enjoy it.

Now, back to the real business, which one of you lucky ladies gets to be my valentine this year?

I think maybe a catfight might be in order…