Comments on: Haiku 2

By: Nodbob

Nodbob — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:12:31 +0000

FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

I have a dream, and that is

INCINERATING!

By: daco

daco — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 19:25:40 +0000

Na don’t burn it dude
Just have to kick it harder
or buy a new one

By: damama

damama — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 20:44:12 +0000

Is that the lawn mower that worked fine when Dusty and Jenny gave it to you?

By: Atomictumor

Atomictumor — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:49:33 +0000

Maybe it is, Mom
Are you accusing Dusty
Of a crappy job?

By: VA Bluebelle

VA Bluebelle — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 22:58:47 +0000

Blame it on TimSan
shoutboxing ’bout new mowers
Might have jinxed old ones.

Or water in gas?
Moisture in tank makes sputters
Empty gas/Buy new.

(If gas is from last year may have collected moisture over winter. I think you can use those gas treatment additives to dry it up if emptying is no good. -What do you do with emptied gas??)

By: Atomictumor

Atomictumor — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:22:52 +0000

Combustible gas
Solves its own problems, I’d say
With a match or two

By: LeeAnn

LeeAnn — Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:49:48 +0000

You just discovered why millions of people hire gardners. My problem is usually the weed wacker. I’ve had my gardner for many years now and find the money well spent!

By: Joan

Joan — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 00:05:15 +0000

We have the exact same model, so being in MA, I know what to expect when it’s time to get ready to mow next month. Curse you Sears!

By: timsan1

timsan1 — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 00:18:45 +0000

Clean the carb out with carb cleaner…. Might be sticking a bit. it is metal — it won’t burn — well the plastic will.

By: bartley

bartley — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:30:56 +0000

my grass allergies:
lawns plus lawn mowers kill me
down with grass yards.

By: bartley

bartley — Mon, 26 Mar 2007 02:34:51 +0000

err, “down with grass yards”
is only four syllables
haiku is broken

By: Kuni

Kuni — Tue, 27 Mar 2007 23:39:40 +0000

I can feel the bitterness in that photo…