Sellout haiku (April Fools)

April 1st, 2007 by Atomictumor

Eleven emails
And seven text messages
ha ha ha ha ha

This was way better
Than last years april fools day
Even took a nap

Go ahead and yell
I’d just appreciate it
If nobody sues

9 Responses to “Sellout haiku (April Fools)”



  1. timsan1 Says:

    I figured it was a joke because I don’t think you would sell your soul to the Oak Ridger — but it was plausible that they would be looking for some one to handle their website as it is not so nice. I like how the sun on the main page looks like a bullet hole. =) But when I started to dig around a bit I noticed that your atomictumor link did not resolve correctly — it went to some pastor page. Anyhow — it did have me going.

  2. daco Says:

    Very creative april fools scam ole boy. Pinkpainter will bake a cake with a file inside, and I’ll deliver it to you in the local Hoosegaw.

  3. sumgirl Says:

    you almost spilled the beans and then gave me a week to forget … and i was pissed for a good half hour until kay reminded me it’s april fools day.
    damn ya.

  4. realtorchick Says:

    Listnin to the rain
    recouperating in bed
    april showers fall.

    great big fun last night
    dancing on the deck with friends
    thankful for the times.

  5. califdudes Says:

    Ok, I admit ya had me for a bit. I was unable to sleep and got up this morning at 6:30am. Read the site and put away the laptop. Sat there alone, in the quiet, crocheting and then jumped up and yelled, “Aw dam…its April Fools Day.” You had me for a good hour, but in my defense I think I was still half asleep.
    Vickie

  6. Jamie Says:

    I have to admit, you had ME going! Thanks for the entertainment AT!

  7. Netmom Says:

    You invite trouble, sir
    with your bevy of talents
    I hope they will laugh.

  8. Liz Says:

    Very good prank…..didn’t figure out ’til today.

    Better than Gmail paper for sure…

  9. Southerncharm Says:

    It just hit me today that it was April Fools and it was a joke. I’m sure I’m the only freaking idiot that is now signed up with the Oak Ridge website and looked around for 30 minutes trying to find which board to leave a message on to let you know “this sux”! LOL In my defense I was exhausted with school so I wasn’t thinking straight!! (really I swear!)