I gots the getting cold this weekend bluuuuues
April 3rd, 2007 by Atomictumor
Imagine my shock and supreme disappointment when I woke up from a good sleep, stretched, looked at the little weather bar on my google and registered this fact:

What? 40s for the high? 20s for the low?
I did a quick scout out the window to ensure that we are NOT, in fact, in Sweden, because as I understand it, everybody in Sweden is either
a: A music star
b: Rich
c: Amazingly Freaking Beautiful
d: Thor the Thunder God
While I did see some guy outside swinging a hammer, I shortly realized that it was just Lou, the Hammer Swinging Weirdo two doors down, and he’d somehow found my pink hammer (thought I had it put up).
So, hmm. This tends to crap on the heads of those that did not heed warnings to have heaters fixed earlier in the winter. And then the crap would freeze, and nobody wants that.
My plan:
Well, hell, I don’t have a plan. I guess I’m going to, once again, blame it on the weathermen. Or Sweden.
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:18 am
Maybe you’ve just been magically transported her to CT where it has been crappy and cold for days.
blech….
April 3rd, 2007 at 7:18 am
Also…
You had a PINK hammer?
April 3rd, 2007 at 8:58 am
The origins of the pink hammer, for those interested:
http://www.atomictumor.com/2006/07/30/sunday-haiku-10-lpsh-edition/
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:05 am
I have a pink hammer…..pretty trendy, AT!
April 3rd, 2007 at 9:21 am
Things like that weather report make me really grateful I live in Florida, even if it is the land of the stupid people.
April 3rd, 2007 at 11:30 am
Grew up in Miami
Yes it is the land of the dumb
But such fabulous tans!!
April 3rd, 2007 at 12:27 pm
“But such fabulous tans”
Think of them as future melanoma patients.
April 3rd, 2007 at 1:36 pm
Yeah, I got out just in time I think.
Now I’m all pasty (but not skin cancer ridden!)