What this town really, really needs
April 16th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Well, maybe not what the town needs, but what I need is a nice, drunken, long ass game of Monopoly.
Damn, I love me some Monopoly.
Problem is, BJ hated playing it with me, because the used car salesmen in me comes out when I play.
I mean, if you’re not going to try to haggle, why bother buying my other freakin green thing, right? Jeez.
Point is, Drunk Monopoly. Yes. My place. Who’s in?
April 16th, 2007 at 11:14 am
Delta’s been dying for someone to play Monopoly with her, but I’d have to put the kibosh on any drunkenness for the 12-year old.
Scrabble, on the other hand, is a real drinking game…
April 16th, 2007 at 2:02 pm
I’ve heard stories of drunken games at your house.
April 16th, 2007 at 2:25 pm
How did the beer bottle end up on the light fixture? Why does falling-down dude get a mug? Why is the other dude clutching his belly? More importantly: Where is the monopoly money??? Ohhh, I get it! You’re using beer instead of money! So, a Sam Adams is like a hundred, a Rolling Rock is a ten, and a PBR is a five?
April 16th, 2007 at 5:13 pm
We’ve played drunk monopoly and every time you get up to go pee you have to pay $100 to the bank. Needless to say I was broke and had toilet tissue stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
April 16th, 2007 at 7:08 pm
Can I play? I dont drink but, I would love to take advantage of the drunks.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:40 am
Did you learn NOTHING from the Sopranos?
April 17th, 2007 at 11:19 am
Wish I lived closer than Oregon. The family won’t play games with me anymore. Especially Scrabble. Maybe if I was drunk, it would even up the playing field.
April 17th, 2007 at 12:01 pm
I am apparently “too competitive”.
Jealous LOSERS!!!
Luckily for them I have terrible luck rolling the dice. Need to invest in a weighted pair I guess.
April 17th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
I get violent when playing Monopoly and have been unable to get anyone to play against me in 6 years.
Last game ended with me (sorely losing) screaming,”YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST BUY EVERYTHING!”
To which my friend yelled back, “IT’S CALLED F&*$ING MONOPOLY!”
I only like it when I win. I’m not like that with any other game.
Next time you’re in Mass… let me know! It’ll be fun!
April 17th, 2007 at 9:41 pm
I’m in.
April 17th, 2007 at 11:46 pm
I like Ghettopoly better! I’ll be the crack rock, who wants to be the 40? Anyone?
April 18th, 2007 at 11:10 pm
Count me in!
I have a board game called Public Assistance. I can’t find the rule book, but it’s about getting around the board without becoming a crack-ho or drug dealer. We had fun making up our own rules.