Comments on: What this town really, really needs

By: Netmom

Netmom — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 16:14:59 +0000

Delta’s been dying for someone to play Monopoly with her, but I’d have to put the kibosh on any drunkenness for the 12-year old.

Scrabble, on the other hand, is a real drinking game…

By: Denette

Denette — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:02:42 +0000

I’ve heard stories of drunken games at your house.

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 19:25:12 +0000

How did the beer bottle end up on the light fixture? Why does falling-down dude get a mug? Why is the other dude clutching his belly? More importantly: Where is the monopoly money??? Ohhh, I get it! You’re using beer instead of money! So, a Sam Adams is like a hundred, a Rolling Rock is a ten, and a PBR is a five?

By: Southerncharm

Southerncharm — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:13:01 +0000

We’ve played drunk monopoly and every time you get up to go pee you have to pay $100 to the bank. Needless to say I was broke and had toilet tissue stuck to the bottom of my shoe.

By: pink painter

pink painter — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 00:08:06 +0000

Can I play? I dont drink but, I would love to take advantage of the drunks.

By: Catherine

Catherine — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 13:40:13 +0000

Did you learn NOTHING from the Sopranos?

By: Louise

Louise — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 15:19:20 +0000

Wish I lived closer than Oregon. The family won’t play games with me anymore. Especially Scrabble. Maybe if I was drunk, it would even up the playing field.

By: Jane

Jane — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 16:01:24 +0000

I am apparently “too competitive”.

Jealous LOSERS!!!

Luckily for them I have terrible luck rolling the dice. Need to invest in a weighted pair I guess.

By: JennC

JennC — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 00:33:37 +0000

I get violent when playing Monopoly and have been unable to get anyone to play against me in 6 years.

Last game ended with me (sorely losing) screaming,”YOU’RE NOT SUPPOSED TO JUST BUY EVERYTHING!”

To which my friend yelled back, “IT’S CALLED F&*$ING MONOPOLY!”

I only like it when I win. I’m not like that with any other game.

Next time you’re in Mass… let me know! It’ll be fun!

By: The Bosphorus

The Bosphorus — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 01:41:35 +0000

I’m in.

By: Ericka

Ericka — Wed, 18 Apr 2007 03:46:38 +0000

I like Ghettopoly better! I’ll be the crack rock, who wants to be the 40? Anyone?

By: marladusa

marladusa — Thu, 19 Apr 2007 03:10:04 +0000

Count me in!
I have a board game called Public Assistance. I can’t find the rule book, but it’s about getting around the board without becoming a crack-ho or drug dealer. We had fun making up our own rules.