Never

April 17th, 2007 by Atomictumor

I’ve never successfully scared the hiccups out of anybody.  I’m beginning to wonder if that’s just a myth.

Still fun to try, tho…

7 Responses to “Never”



  1. Joel Says:

    Good luck with that.

    I don’t get hiccups. I get hiccup. Once that happens, I change my breathing pattern, and I never get the second hiccup to pluralize it. Pisses my wife off.

  2. The Bosphorus Says:

    Somehow I’m not surprised, Joel. Even with hiccups you stand out from the common man, person, monkey, avg bear., whatever.

    I like scaring people. It’s so much fun. That and tripping October.

  3. Joel Says:

    I stand out because I piss my wife off?

    I don’t think I have a monopoly on this ability. Just because you haven’t tried it doesn’t mean that there isn’t some gratification to be had from the effort.

    We’ll have been married 30 years in August. I think the investment in aggrevation has been worthwhile.

  4. Bullet Says:

    Wasn’t it originally spelled “hiccoughs”?

  5. The Bosphorus Says:

    No Joel, you misunderstood. Perhaps you hiccuped when you read my comment.

    You stand yourself out because you only hiccup and just once at time.

    That was the point of your comment, that you only hiccup once, right?

  6. Joel Says:

    It was. I’m not sure how infrequent that ability is, either. Perhaps more frequent than tripping October.

  7. alice Says:

    hic hic hic