Archive for April 27th, 2007

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Friday, April 27th, 2007

I’ve been trying to see how long I can old out talking about this situation, but after it hit Knoxnews and the AP, I figure I can’t hold back much longer.

It seems that Pigpen isn’t the only one who likes to pee in the flowers

Theres evidently a bunch of dumbasses that like to golf over at the Centennial (should be paying for itself in 10 years!), get tore back, and let loose around the 18th hole, right next to this woman’s house, who evidently bought a house next to a golf course thinking that people wouldn’t be peeing in her backyard or something. Geez.

Man, I make no bones to anybody who knows me of my contempt for golf and the whole damn golf experience. Its a waste of land, it has idiotic fashion trends and terminology, and tends to attract the most shallow, contemptible people.  Yes, its a judgement call, and yes, some of my friends play golf, but I still make fun of them, both behind their back, and to their face.  Yes I do.

Wait, I lost my train of thought.  Crap…

Anyway, golf is dumb.  And peeing in public is too, unless you’re 4.  Then its cute.