Da Machine

April 30th, 2007 by Atomictumor

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11 Responses to “Da Machine”



  1. Catherine Says:

    I have no wisdom. Its Monday. I do, however, have a sick car and I’m supposed to be driving to Florida on Wednesday. Did I mention it’s Monday?

  2. Southerncharm Says:

    (Automated voice) “Hello, we have an important message for you, please hold for the next available moron who will try and sell you something you don’t need and didn’t even know existed. Thank you.”

  3. Jane Says:

    Is this the pizza place?

    “Cause I am NOT COOKING TODAY!!!

    Do you deliver???

    Hellooo???

    Damn!!

    Freakin’ Monday!!

  4. daco Says:

    Okay sport…your free pass to call me lazy just expired.

  5. pink painter Says:

    Where did you go? Are you alright?
    HUG HUG

  6. Netmom Says:

    Well, with it being so sunny outside today and the kids have been brainwashed about getting healthy exercise instead of playing video games all the time, I guess he got drug out into the yard. For a change.

  7. timsan1 Says:

    I was pretty nice today. W prefers the outdoors as well but she is not much of a gamer at three.

    tg

  8. Peter Van Lesbian Says:

    How about some fruit loops and hawaiian punch?

  9. girlfriend Says:

    Times up!! New day!! You had your mental health day and now it is time to return.

  10. Dr. Renee Richards Says:

    Maybe you should try getting in touch with your feminine side

  11. Jacket Says:

    Dr. Renee Richards

    on May 1, 2007 9:17 am

    Maybe you should try getting in touch with your feminine side

    You certainly did, but the rest of us may be of the opinion that it is too “whacky”.