May 4th, 2007 by Atomictumor
OK, after 10 minutes of trying, I can’t get the thrice damned lawnmower to start. The presence of blackness on the exhaust and down the side of the mower where the exhaust spits out, as well as the fact that the pump primer seems to be pumping air into the thingy would lead me to believe that I have a hole in my fuel line. 
I wonder if its big enough to put a match in.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:29 pm
get a goat.
May 4th, 2007 at 4:36 pm
This picture really doesn’t need any words. I’m sorry.
May 4th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
You could just get a weed eater. Hate to say it but the lawn looks like a weed field. :-)
May 4th, 2007 at 6:41 pm
In my wonderful wisdom I say that the float is stuck in the carb and it is flooding it. Either that or invest in a spark plug.
May 4th, 2007 at 6:45 pm
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Yellow_Taxi
May 4th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Dude, just “pave paradise and put up a parking lot.”
May 4th, 2007 at 7:09 pm
I have always thought concrete spray painter green is the way to go. Low maintanance.
May 4th, 2007 at 7:25 pm
There’s not many beer bottels in your recycle bin. Maybe you should feel it up and forget the yard.
May 4th, 2007 at 8:57 pm
My lovely and talented wife bought an electric mower. Battery, not a cord. She bought it for her–she mows.
It starts up right away. No fumes. Sounds like a vacuum cleaner.
It’s all good.
May 4th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
We had an electric mower when I was growing up. Had a cord. Much fun. Sounded like an insect drilling into a deck. Many a word learned when around my dad with his roll of electrical tape, kneeling to mend the cord.
tg
May 4th, 2007 at 11:05 pm
pink painter — “feel it up?” You would do that to the mower for not starting?
May 4th, 2007 at 11:47 pm
timsan, feel up the bin with beer bottels. What I was trying to say is get drunk and forget it.
May 5th, 2007 at 7:14 am
*fill* up the bin with beer *bottles*
May 5th, 2007 at 7:47 am
You should fill up the bin with beer bottles whilst laying out in the sun and getting a tan.
Your arm is blinding me!!!!
;-)
May 5th, 2007 at 10:10 am
AT — the lawn mower appears to be looking the other way — as to not pay you due respect.
tg
May 5th, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Sweetheart its best if you don’t think of me when discussing raising the level of beer bottles in AT’s bin.
May 5th, 2007 at 3:31 pm
Ok joel *fill* and I was sober when I wrote that.
May 5th, 2007 at 3:32 pm
Sweetheart I do think of you. Our bin is overflowing. We have 2 bins.
May 6th, 2007 at 9:12 am
This made me laugh my ass off.