Pigpen haiku

May 6th, 2007 by Atomictumor

Charles edward cheese
Evil demon hellhole joint
Make the loud go way

Insane expensive
Poor tasting pizza garbage
And cheap, nasty beer

(wrote on fone)

(later on)

Well, that didn’t work
Think I need a new method
Of posting through txt

The movie was great
A bit scary for the brats
Bitchin’ dance sequence

Now we’re at in-laws
Gonna open presents soon
Headache go away

9 Responses to “Pigpen haiku”



  1. Cathy Says:

    Don’t forget the dumbed down music, token wars, ticket envy and, my favorite, children crying as they leave.

  2. VA Bluebelle Says:

    My sympathies to you.
    Hope you make it out alive.

  3. daco Says:

    I warned you brother. Satan is the sole proprietor of Chuck E. Cheese’s joint.

  4. snakeepoo Says:

    I don’t know why but that haiku just gave me the giggles. I think was the thought that the rat’s name might actual be Charles Edward Cheese. That stupid looking vermin! Anyway, now my husband wants to know what’s so funny and it really loses something in the translation.

  5. southerncharm Says:

    Pink Eye
    Itches
    Not really pink, but red

    Scratchy
    Itchy
    Scratchy
    Itchy

  6. The Bosphorus Says:

    spiderman movie
    with pigpen commentary–
    fun, happy birthday!

  7. Atomictumor Says:

    Best part of the day
    Pigpen knows just what to say
    At those quiet times

  8. realtorchick Says:

    pigpens special day
    was oh so very much fun
    Rat was not so bad.

  9. Jane Says:

    Happy Birthday Pigpen- Five!!
    Your dad must love you,
    Taking you to the rat hole!!