May 8th, 2007 by The Bosphorus
“Why is there an empty trash bag on my desk?” says a co-worker. “And where did my trash can go?”
“Ummm, I don’t know,” I say.
A few minutes later another co-worker hollers from off in library, “Hey, why is there a trash can half-full of water sitting on a table out here?”
Oh, great I think to myself. We’ve got a leak.
I finish what I’m doing and go out to the children’s area. Sure enough there’s a blue trash can sitting up on the table.
“We found your trash can!” I yell back.
The trash can has about half a gallon of water standing in the bottom of it. I climb up onto the table and look up at the ceiling. There’s no sign of water damage. The ceiling tiles are dry. The kite hanging from the ceiling is dry. There’s just the bucket of water on the table.
I smell the water. It doesn’t stink. It just seems like regular old water.
“I don’t know what’s up with this,” I say. “Let’s just pour it down the drain and forget about it.”
When I flush it, it bubbles just a little bit. Sure enough what’s left in the bottom smells like cleaner.
The cleaning crew must have left it out over night. I have no idea why they used a trash can to hold cleaner and then left it in the middle of a room full of books.
I just don’t know.
May 8th, 2007 at 9:21 pm
Its not for you to try to fathom the wisdom of the night shift cleaning crew, Mr. Bos.
May 8th, 2007 at 9:36 pm
maybe … maybe it stunk.
or maybe there was old candy in the bottom that needed disolved with a very thorough soak.
or maybe … it was a not so funny joke.
or maybe … the cleaning guy is trying to get fired.
May 8th, 2007 at 9:49 pm
Gotta give you points for bravery….
Smelling unknown stuff…
May 9th, 2007 at 8:00 am
I’m surprised you didn’t taste it. Come on…you thought about it, didn’ you Bos?
May 9th, 2007 at 9:24 am
As a kid, I used to clean the local library’s basement. I would sit down there, read the books, with an open bucket of lysol. Never actually cleaned a thing! When I was “done”, I would tell the librarian, who would open the basement door, look down and say, “Wow, it smells really clean down there.”
I’m just saying…………..
May 9th, 2007 at 9:30 am
Ha! RJ, that’s hilarious.