May 11th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Armless driver eludes police chase
“For about eight minutes on Tuesday, through the streets near downtown, police chased a driver who had no arms and one good leg…
“Most Ford Explorers have automatic transmissions, though several people say Wiley is perfectly competent with a stick shift.”
What?
How?
What?
A stick shift?
What?

May 11th, 2007 at 12:35 pm
OH MY
May 11th, 2007 at 12:38 pm
He was probably on his cell phone too.
May 11th, 2007 at 12:49 pm
That’s gross!! Eeewww!!
(Didn’t stop me from eating my school issued pizza though.)
May 11th, 2007 at 1:42 pm
I could REALLY do without the exploding head.
The story is funny, tho.
May 11th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Man, I wish I had mind powers.
May 11th, 2007 at 2:13 pm
Would you shake people like a dog with your mind powers, Eaves?
May 11th, 2007 at 3:41 pm
Spunky little man.
May 11th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
see also
May 11th, 2007 at 5:23 pm
Man, that dude is my crazy assed freak hero.
May 11th, 2007 at 5:30 pm
Love the exploding head! That’s how I feel after dealing with car salesmen all week.