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Me: So, whats up?

Id: MHHPHHM.

Superego: Nothing to see here.

Ego: Yeah dude, we’ve got this under control.

Id: GOOMPH.  HMMEFOH.  

Me: Is that duct tape?

Ego: No.

Superego: Uh… yeah?

Me: Whats with the bucket of water?

Superego: oh man, we are so busted

Ego: Dude, its nothing.  Go back to work.  Maybe read a book.

Id: GROOOMPH.  HERRRM HHHHHHHAF!

Superego: He’s, uh, sedated.  It wasn’t my idea.

Ego: Wasn’t my idea.

Me: So who’s idea was it?

Ego: …

Superego: …

Id: …

Me: Well, this is stupid.  We should be long past the point of having to restrain ourselves.  I mean, hell, life is smoothly on track, right?

Ego: Totally, dude.

Superego: No.

Id: RRRRRRRRR!

Ego: Dammit, Id, don’t make me taze you again.

Me: Where’d you get a tazer?

Superego: Kmart.

Me: Kmart sells tazer?

Ego: They do, in the philosophically and emotionally isolated department. Its between housewares and sporting goods.

Superego: They had a blue light special on intellectual detachment aids, but we didn’t have time to browse.

Me: Damn.  I haven’t been to Kmart in a while, I guess.

Id: RRRRRRR!

Tazer: ZZZZZZZZZ!

Ego: I told you I’d do it!

Me: I don’t think I’m comfortable with aspects of my personality muzzling, binding and torturing other aspects.

Superego: Told you he’d have a problem with it.

Ego: No you didn’t, you said “he never comes down here anymore, it’ll be just fine”

Superego: Well, it doesn’t help that you’re always making fun of me.  It hurts my feelings.

Id: rrrrrrrrr.

Me: Look, this is stupid.  This whole conversation has been the biggest waste of time.  Untie him, stop being asses, and shape up and fly right!

Tazer: ZZZZZZZZZZ!

Ego: Dude, you’ve done it now…