Completely inane conversations
May 29th, 2007 by Atomictumor
Me: So, whats up?
Id: MHHPHHM.
Superego: Nothing to see here.
Ego: Yeah dude, we’ve got this under control.
Id: GOOMPH. HMMEFOH.
Me: Is that duct tape?
Ego: No.
Superego: Uh… yeah?
Me: Whats with the bucket of water?
Superego: oh man, we are so busted
Ego: Dude, its nothing. Go back to work. Maybe read a book.
Id: GROOOMPH. HERRRM HHHHHHHAF!
Superego: He’s, uh, sedated. It wasn’t my idea.
Ego: Wasn’t my idea.
Me: So who’s idea was it?
Ego: …
Superego: …
Id: …
Me: Well, this is stupid. We should be long past the point of having to restrain ourselves. I mean, hell, life is smoothly on track, right?
Ego: Totally, dude.
Superego: No.
Id: RRRRRRRRR!
Ego: Dammit, Id, don’t make me taze you again.
Me: Where’d you get a tazer?
Superego: Kmart.
Me: Kmart sells tazer?
Ego: They do, in the philosophically and emotionally isolated department. Its between housewares and sporting goods.
Superego: They had a blue light special on intellectual detachment aids, but we didn’t have time to browse.
Me: Damn. I haven’t been to Kmart in a while, I guess.
Id: RRRRRRR!
Tazer: ZZZZZZZZZ!
Ego: I told you I’d do it!
Me: I don’t think I’m comfortable with aspects of my personality muzzling, binding and torturing other aspects.
Superego: Told you he’d have a problem with it.
Ego: No you didn’t, you said “he never comes down here anymore, it’ll be just fine”
Superego: Well, it doesn’t help that you’re always making fun of me. It hurts my feelings.
Id: rrrrrrrrr.
Me: Look, this is stupid. This whole conversation has been the biggest waste of time. Untie him, stop being asses, and shape up and fly right!
Tazer: ZZZZZZZZZZ!
Ego: Dude, you’ve done it now…
May 29th, 2007 at 12:08 pm
Tazer huh????
(Thinking of possible applications in an educational setting….)
May 29th, 2007 at 1:51 pm
No wonder I couldn’t find that tazer. I was looking in the Absurdist Existential Crisis department. We don’t have a Big-K here in Cookeville, either… our only intellectual detachment aide is BEER.
May 29th, 2007 at 3:44 pm
I always like these kinda conversations.
May 29th, 2007 at 4:14 pm
So I’m not the only one feeling this way… only I’ve been banned from the tazer department until after June 5.
May 29th, 2007 at 6:05 pm
AT;
You got to get a life.
Netmom:
Stay away from the tazer dept.
May 29th, 2007 at 8:44 pm
I think girlfriend’s comment translates into letting loose your id. Yeah.
May 29th, 2007 at 9:33 pm
Tazers are funny. They make you pee you know.
May 30th, 2007 at 8:43 am
I saw the nasty video about a UCLA student getting tazed. I didn’t realize he was peeing himself too. That totally sucks. He should have been calmer and mellower, but that’s no excuse.
AT: you are really weird. But in a funny way. :)