June 1st, 2007 by Atomictumor
What I got:
Two tickets to Bonnaroo, baby.
What I need:
A freakin haircut. I’m starting to look like Francis the bearded squire…
June 1st, 2007 by Atomictumor
What I got:
Two tickets to Bonnaroo, baby.
What I need:
A freakin haircut. I’m starting to look like Francis the bearded squire…
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June 1st, 2007 at 2:32 pm
Yeah man, cut that mop into a mullet and shave that pirate lookin’ beard into some sweet lookin’ mutton chops. Ben-nis in the front and party in the back y’all.
Like this fine looking young man.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:U8n864wYmaS5nM:kenville.net/faces/mutton_hairdown.jpg
Then you too will have the power of the mutton chops.
June 1st, 2007 at 2:35 pm
How much you wanna bet that dude plays the bass?
June 1st, 2007 at 2:37 pm
I highly, btw, recommend judicious use of Mullets Galore.
June 1st, 2007 at 2:46 pm
Ah come on man. You would look so much cooler than Joe Dirt. Oh yeah, you would need something like a 1978 Firebird, with two different colored fenders.
June 1st, 2007 at 3:10 pm
Cut some bangs and you’ll have an awesome pageboy! The chicks love those.
June 1st, 2007 at 6:21 pm
Actually, I kind of like the hair…
June 1st, 2007 at 7:01 pm
I do too. If I were single and living in Tennessee, I would so be into him. But I am way too old and set in my ways. Love those big curls though. I pay to have my hair have curls like that.
June 1st, 2007 at 7:15 pm
You hippie.
June 1st, 2007 at 7:42 pm
“I pay to have my hair have curls like that.”
So you assume that he doesn’t?
June 1st, 2007 at 8:45 pm
daco, you’re just jealous. At your age, most of the hair you’re growing is in your nose and ears.
June 1st, 2007 at 8:51 pm
Yes and yes.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:27 pm
Just comb your hair forward. That’ll do the trick.
June 1st, 2007 at 9:58 pm
Nose and ear hair?
June 1st, 2007 at 10:00 pm
Hooty hoo! Hope you have a blast! Also? Just grow the hair into a long, thin, ponytail and rope it off in half inch sections all the way down with different colored rubberbands. That’ll do the trick.
June 2nd, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Okay, I gotta say this. Why the hell don’t you just get haircut? We’re not talking plastic surgery here, or anything that won’t grow back. It doesn’t have to be humiliating, or demeaning, and it won’t change who you are or how the world sees you. You’ll still be a big man.
And daco, they can also fix the nose and ear hair thing.
June 2nd, 2007 at 2:27 pm
Thanks damama. I’m just humoring Joel, because that really is all the hair he has left. I have power tools to take care of the occasional ear, nose or throat hair.
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:16 pm
Maybe not till after bonnaroo. That hair cut and some sandels make you look like Jesus.
June 2nd, 2007 at 9:31 pm
Daco, I like a tough man.
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:00 pm
“That hair cut and some sandels make you look like Jesus.”
That’s funny, because people are always telling AT’s dad that he looks like Jesus. He has the whole brown hair and beard thing going on, too.
June 3rd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
Biscuit? Nah.
Now, you wanna see some Jesus action, you shoulda seen me when I had my long hair round 2001 or so. One of my bosses was determined to get a picture of me with a pie pan behind my head…
June 3rd, 2007 at 10:45 pm
Geez that had to have been Brad … LOL