Comments on: What I got, and what I need

By: daco

daco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:32:27 +0000

Yeah man, cut that mop into a mullet and shave that pirate lookin’ beard into some sweet lookin’ mutton chops. Ben-nis in the front and party in the back y’all.

Like this fine looking young man.
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:U8n864wYmaS5nM:kenville.net/faces/mutton_hairdown.jpg

Then you too will have the power of the mutton chops.

By: Atomictumor

Atomictumor — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:35:19 +0000

How much you wanna bet that dude plays the bass?

By: Atomictumor

Atomictumor — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:37:00 +0000

I highly, btw, recommend judicious use of Mullets Galore.

By: daco

daco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 18:46:57 +0000

Ah come on man. You would look so much cooler than Joe Dirt. Oh yeah, you would need something like a 1978 Firebird, with two different colored fenders.

By: Suzanne

Suzanne — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 19:10:25 +0000

Cut some bangs and you’ll have an awesome pageboy! The chicks love those.

By: Robbin

Robbin — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 22:21:05 +0000

Actually, I kind of like the hair…

By: Louise

Louise — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:01:43 +0000

I do too. If I were single and living in Tennessee, I would so be into him. But I am way too old and set in my ways. Love those big curls though. I pay to have my hair have curls like that.

By: Joel

Joel — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:15:17 +0000

You hippie.

By: daco

daco — Fri, 01 Jun 2007 23:42:34 +0000

“I pay to have my hair have curls like that.”

So you assume that he doesn’t?

By: Joel

Joel — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:45:40 +0000

daco, you’re just jealous. At your age, most of the hair you’re growing is in your nose and ears.

By: daco

daco — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 00:51:36 +0000

Yes and yes.

By: The Bosphorus

The Bosphorus — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:27:43 +0000

Just comb your hair forward. That’ll do the trick.

By: daco

daco — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 01:58:11 +0000

Nose and ear hair?

By: Sher

Sher — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:00:02 +0000

Hooty hoo! Hope you have a blast! Also? Just grow the hair into a long, thin, ponytail and rope it off in half inch sections all the way down with different colored rubberbands. That’ll do the trick.

By: damama

damama — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 17:33:47 +0000

Okay, I gotta say this. Why the hell don’t you just get haircut? We’re not talking plastic surgery here, or anything that won’t grow back. It doesn’t have to be humiliating, or demeaning, and it won’t change who you are or how the world sees you. You’ll still be a big man.

And daco, they can also fix the nose and ear hair thing.

By: daco

daco — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 18:27:08 +0000

Thanks damama. I’m just humoring Joel, because that really is all the hair he has left. I have power tools to take care of the occasional ear, nose or throat hair.

By: timsan1

timsan1 — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:16:33 +0000

Maybe not till after bonnaroo. That hair cut and some sandels make you look like Jesus.

By: damama

damama — Sun, 03 Jun 2007 01:31:35 +0000

Daco, I like a tough man.

By: jenwright

jenwright — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 00:00:35 +0000

“That hair cut and some sandels make you look like Jesus.”

That’s funny, because people are always telling AT’s dad that he looks like Jesus. He has the whole brown hair and beard thing going on, too.

By: Atomictumor

Atomictumor — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 00:54:45 +0000

Biscuit? Nah.
Now, you wanna see some Jesus action, you shoulda seen me when I had my long hair round 2001 or so. One of my bosses was determined to get a picture of me with a pie pan behind my head…

By: LissaKay

LissaKay — Mon, 04 Jun 2007 02:45:37 +0000

Geez that had to have been Brad … LOL