June 30th, 2007 by Atomictumor
At least I’m doing better than Alice… they’d take her down in the first wave.
Edit: Newscoma is doing better, and apparently Big Stupid Tommy is the guy to meet up with. I’d say the BBF would be a decent place to hole up for a while, put some snipers in the trees, etc.
Betcha Bos and Eaves wouldn’t last 10 minutes, heh.
June 30th, 2007 at 1:23 pm
I got 64 percent.
Heh.
I’m still a goner though. I think zombies are slimy and I don’t do slimy well.
June 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
I got a 73%
I think this is because of the daily experience of living with zombies already.
June 30th, 2007 at 2:11 pm
Is that a challenge?
June 30th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
Hee. 35%.
June 30th, 2007 at 3:17 pm
I got 63%.
I need to go get me some serious firepower.
June 30th, 2007 at 3:21 pm
Yeah, I didn’t count the nerf guns, otherwise I might be ranked higher.
I did read this, however, and I think I should get points for that…
June 30th, 2007 at 4:09 pm
51% here, too. One gun, don’t know how to use it, antique, no bullets. I guess a useless gun is as good as a nerf.
June 30th, 2007 at 4:10 pm
51% for me.
June 30th, 2007 at 4:26 pm
51% for me. I’m going to hide out with Rich (http://www.shotsacrossthebow.com/weblog/) when the zombies come.
June 30th, 2007 at 4:32 pm
72% baby! And NO none of you can hang with me when the zombies get here. (Except for Alisone) You are all a bunch ‘o’ zombie bait.
June 30th, 2007 at 4:57 pm
You know, the geographic limitations to access in/out of OR would prove to be an advantage if you could keep the zombies from infiltrating. Bring the fence back!
June 30th, 2007 at 5:09 pm
I think Philly has a strategic advantage. The Zombies would get stuck in traffic, giving the rest of us more time to prep.
Plus, I just watched Shaun of the Dead.
Daco, in the case of a Zombie attack - you’re my first phone call.
June 30th, 2007 at 5:35 pm
Well, Mr. Daco; I do know how to shoot. I just don’t have a piece at the moment.
Anyway, when it comes to zombies we are all better off on our own. They can smell groups of humans you know.
Here in CT we would just tax them to (permanent) death.
(except for clothes)
June 30th, 2007 at 5:40 pm
57% here — I lost most of the missing 43% because I would actually look for friends and loved ones.
They would be assets.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:07 pm
Oh Netmom!
Classic zombie/horror movie scenario mistake.
Don’t ever go outside!!
June 30th, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Not once they’re bitten, woman.
June 30th, 2007 at 6:14 pm
Woo hoo, bring on the Zomibes:
You Have a 73% Chance of Survival!
Me and Allisone are going to rule the world. Well, what is left of it anyway.
June 30th, 2007 at 7:21 pm
Daco, we have to let Califdudes come. Did you see that blackberry cobbler she made???
June 30th, 2007 at 8:33 pm
50% but hubs had to brief me real quick on how to make a molotov cocktail as i was answering. (why does he know that stuff? i’m scared.)
June 30th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
MMmmm I love me some blackberry cobbler. It gives me the strength and steady hand needed for zombie slaying.
June 30th, 2007 at 9:52 pm
I knew how to make a molotov cocktail thanks to my 7th grade science teacher, Mr DeBoer, who was a Nam vet and thought we should know how to bomb things.
June 30th, 2007 at 11:03 pm
Zombie Apocalypse Survival Rates…
24% I got this from Big Stupid Tommy, who stands a much better chance of surviving a zombie apocalypse than I do. My biggest problem, zombie-wise, is probably that I don’t keep more weaponry around the house than I do…….
July 1st, 2007 at 1:09 am
58% I gotta go buy more canned food.
July 1st, 2007 at 7:11 am
I like peach cobbler.
July 1st, 2007 at 8:11 am
38%
What’s a zombie?
July 1st, 2007 at 9:24 am
You know the people in the back of the starbucks line at 7 in the morning? Those people are the ones we need to watch. They look like zombies to me.
July 1st, 2007 at 9:45 am
I never met a cobbler that I didn’t like.
July 1st, 2007 at 10:44 am
“I never met a cobbler that I didn’t like.”
Dang. Where do you go for shoe repair? Last time I took a pair to a cobbler was over 20 years ago.
He was pretty likeable, though.
July 27th, 2007 at 11:29 am
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